Long ago, in a land called Ireland... we fought the Trolls. Long ago, we were terrified. The Trolls lived on the edge of civilization, at the crossroads, behind houses, where all things horrid lay. But now, a new threat comes from across the sea, as Trolls have invaded our home. They prey on our sons and daughters, as humans that look over tiny boxes over the internet. Too scared to face their victims in person. And soon, the Irish will go to war with the Trolls again.

Because, the long dead Trolls are being tortured by these influencers. As the hatred and dread they create is spread from the boxes, to our kids, to the house, to the ground, to the water benneth, to EVERYTHING. Even the air, and it animates the dead trolls, giving them life once again.

These Trolls, they come back from the darkness. But the will of the long dead beast, will not take control, because these mere humans spread so much hate, and sadness, that they control these long dead evil beasts, and they consume the Trolls until there is nothing left.

So, the Irish must take up arms again, and protect themselves like they did with the British, with our solidarity, will, and spirit