As the Galactic Gazette's most irreverent time-traveling reporter, Tucker Quinn has seen it all—from muses who can't keep their cosmic balance to aliens with grievances the size of black holes. Whether he's dodging obsessive fix-it fanatics, outsmarting galaxy-famous babe magnets, or uncovering the quantum mysteries of France-Prime, Tucker is never short on snark—or trouble.

But even as he surfs the absurdities of the galaxy, Tucker can't help but wonder: Could Earth, with all its flaws, actually be the sanest place in the universe?

Join Tucker on this laugh-out-loud tour of cosmic chaos as he discovers that sometimes, the best stories aren't out there in the stars—they're right back home.