Stepping into the Ring...

Ladies and gentlemen! The Disney Boxing Commission proudly presents a second full card of theme park fisticuffs between your favorite Disney attractions, restaurants, and resorts. There will be winners, there might be blood, and there are no height requirements.

Professional boxing judge Dan Sisneros leads a who's who of Disney experts, including Len Testa, co-author of The Unofficial Guide to Walt Disney World, best-selling Disney author Bart Scott, and Disney podcaster John ("Big Fat Panda") Saccheri, in unique, round-by-round showdowns between evenly matched theme park opponents. Do you ever wonder what's better, Avatar: Flight of Passage or Soarin' Around the World? Now you're going to find out, as punches fly.

Over multiple rounds each "boxer" is rated on various factors such as theming, queues, ride vehicles, location, backstory, and Imagineering. The judges score each round, evaluating and explaining the good and the bad, and then declare a winner.

No matter how much you know about the Disney theme parks, you've never read about them like this before!

Among the twelve bouts on our colossal card:

Living with the Land vs It's a Small World

Monsters Inc. vs Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

D-Luxe Burger vs Earl of Sandwich

Enchanted Tales with Belle vs Voyage of the Little Mermaid

Let's have a clean fight, with no punching below the FastPass!