This year, the holidays are FUCKED! This is not a children's happy family Christmas book you're looking at right now. Oh no. There is blood. Guts and Garland. Brutality. Faustian wraiths. Patricide. Soul-sucking shrunken heads. Entire wars unfolding at the North Pole. Aliens. Mutant streptococcus. Evil Christmas bread. Badly behaved elves. Twelve brain-fritzing days of Christmas. Oh. And werewolves, not to mention dryads. Also...someone put a hit out on Santa! Within these 24 stories, no one is safe, no, not one, and nothing is sacred...especially Christmas. So much for Jesus' birthday! We're crashing that party. Bring whatever you want!

Contributors: Alison Armstrong, Thomas R. Clark, J. Rocky Colavito, Dawn Colclasure, Thomas Folske, Jason R Frei, Lindsey Goddard, Mawr Gorshin, Megan Guilliams, Kasey Hill, David Owain Hughes, Rhys Hughes, J.L. Lane, J.C. Maçek III, John Reti, Cassandra O'Sullivan Sachar, Neil Sanzari, Matthew Jon Smith, Rob Tannahill, Jacek Wilkos, and Walter Wiseman