At last, when the world needed it most, the only reliable guide through the perplexing world of parenting makes its way back on shelves—all from three guys who still only make comics instead of kids. This informative guide for breeders tackles all the big parenting issues: Finding messages in your alphabet soup, drawing the perfect hand turkey, getting away with kidnapping, telling your kids you don't love them anymore, and making out with your kid's best friend's dad. Returning to print with a spiffy new hardcover design in celebration of their 20th anniversary, cartoonists Kris Wilson, Rob DenBleyker, and Dave McElfatrick combine all their knowledge and experience—or lack thereof—for a laugh-out-loud, labor-inducing look into the world of parenthood through the sick and twisted lens of Cyanide & Happiness comics.