Virtue simping is the phenomenon of combining a desire to express inner emotions in a public forum with doing so in hopes of pleasing an emotional tribe. Current thingism is any movable cause which is determined by the collective and up for change at any moment. By examining our human instincts to expose private attitudes and lifestyle selections, the author Tennison Long debunks the effectiveness of attempting to satiate the emotional tribe as audience, offering that virtue signaling is not the superpower that many feel it is, rather that it is an exhausting and emotionally draining process which has been co-opted by corporations, governments and big industrial complexes, much to the detriment of the virtue simp's emotional and physical wellbeing. This book offers a grounded analysis of what causes virtue simping and practical steps to escape from the current thing to once again live life to its fullest.