What if the holidays didn't have to suck the joy out of your soul?

Christmas was supposed to be magical. But somewhere between the perfect decorations, endless gift lists, and your aunt's passive-aggressive casserole comments, it turned into a hot mess of stress, sky-high expectations, and credit card debt.

Enter The Joy of Blanking Christmas, a hilariously raw and unapologetic guide to blanking the holidays. Narrated by your sassy inner child (Kid-You), this book is packed with truth bombs, laugh-out-loud moments, and a much-needed reminder of what the holidays are really about.

Whether you're dreading family gatherings, dodging overachieving neighbors, or wondering if Santa is judging your online shopping history, this book will help you reclaim the joy you thought you'd lost—and maybe throw some shade along the way.

If you're ready to ditch perfection, embrace the chaos, and find the magic hiding in your messiest moments, this is your Christmas intervention.

Get ready to "sleigh" the season, one blanking laugh at a time.