"Being French is easy—it's explaining it that's hard."

From a psychic P.I. who sends bills before the case even happens, to a trench-coated detective solving Clue at the kids' table, to intergalactic investigations with aliens claiming to be très français, these humorous tales turn noir on its head. Whether it's Colonel Mustard or a gelatinous cube named Gerald, every case comes with a side of absurdity, a dash of mystery, and a lot of laughs. Get ready for a collection where the only thing more bizarre than the crimes is the excuse: "I am French."