When a good man is hard to find, there's only one thing left to do. Buy one.

As far as Gabrielle is concerned, her life isn't at all a mess. It's simply taught her a hard lesson—never rely on anyone else for her own happiness. It's not that she's against having sex. Far from it. It's just that if it comes with strings tied to the word "love", she'll pass.

Now if only she could stop her sister and friends from trying to show her the error of her solitary ways. Especially after their latest trick—hiring a male prostitute for her birthday.

In all his time as a male escort, Jack's never met anyone as intriguing as down-to-earth Gabe. Or as determined to refuse his charms. She has no idea whom she's dealing with, though. Jack's a consummate professional in all aspects of his chosen field. Including coercion.

One minute, Gabe is agreeing to a night of no-strings sex. The next, she's staring up at a man who turns her body and soul inside out. Jack is staring down at a woman he can't imagine never seeing again. Both are suddenly aware there are only two ways this could end: a match made in heaven...or sheer disaster.

Warning: Explicit sex, illegal sexual practices, zombies, a clown, and the strangest minigolf course ever conceived.