F*ck Black Friday
ebook ∣ Your Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
By Alston Alika Albarado
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Ready to survive retail's biggest battleground? "F*ck Black Friday" is your sardonic salvation, packed with brutally honest advice and laugh-out-loud strategies for conquering (or avoiding) the shopping apocalypse. This isn't your grandmother's shopping guide – it's a no-holds-barred survival manual for the modern consumer.
Inside, you'll discover:
Whether you're a seasoned Black Friday warrior or a conscious objector, this guide offers equal parts practical advice and therapeutic humor. Learn when to fight for that doorbuster deal and when to say "f*ck it" and shop online instead.
Perfect for anyone who's ever questioned their life choices while standing in a pre-dawn shopping line or stress-eaten their way through a mall parking lot.