Well, well, well, you are thinking about reading my correspondence. What a nosey parker you are. I guess it's because you want to find out where I put Emily Hohenzollern? My Rapunzel, a beautiful child with golden tresses. Emily has been missing for almost 18 years now. Though you are probably more interested in the reward for finding her than her flowing locks.

GREEDY YOU.

Never mind, we all have our thing, don't we? You like to read people's emails, and I love to turn children into fairy tales. Don't expect DISNEY though, my versions are quite GRIMM. Because being a Fairy Godmother like me might be about making dreams come true, but I don't always use glitter to do so. I can tell you now that every good fairy tale involves a little pain. And death. But read on buttinsky.

Once upon a time...