This book takes a critical and, at times, humorous look at the ways Christianity has evolved and, in many cases, strayed from its original teachings. We explore the unlikely rise of a group of fishermen and tax collectors who managed to spread Jesus' message far beyond the borders of Judea—talk about a successful marketing campaign! We delve into the curious and often implausible doctrines that have developed over time and scrutinize the Church's relentless pursuit of wealth and power—because who doesn't love a little bling while preaching humility? Yet, amidst the sarcasm and critique, there is a recognition of the profound and positive impact Christianity has had on the world. Its influence on art, culture, and morality is undeniable. The sense of community and belonging it provides to millions cannot be overlooked. Despite its many flaws, the Church has also been a force for good, inspiring acts of charity, compassion, and social justice—like a superhero in a flowing robe, fighting for the greater good, even if sometimes it trips over its own cape.