Broke as F*ck

ebook A Misanthrope's Guide to Frugal Living

By Alston Alika Albarado

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In a world where inflation is higher than your college roommate during finals week and housing costs more than your internal organs on the black market, being broke isn't just a phase—it's an art form. "Broke as Fck: A Misanthrope's Guide to Frugal Living" is the personal finance book for people who think personal finance books are bullsit.

Written with savage wit and brutal honesty, this guide teaches you how to navigate the financial apocalypse while maintaining your dignity (or at least what's left of it). Unlike traditional money guides that suggest cutting out lattes will solve all your problems, this book acknowledges that the system is rigged and offers creative solutions for survival.

Inside this cynical survival guide, you'll discover:

  • The fine art of freeloading (without losing all your friends)
  • Gourmet dumpster diving (with minimal food poisoning)
  • Creative housing solutions (that won't land you in jail)
  • Transportation hacks (because who needs a car payment?)
  • Entertainment on a budget (Netflix password sharing strategies included)
  • DIY everything (duct tape is your new best friend)
  • Perfect for:

  • Millennials tired of being told they're poor because of avocado toast
  • Gen Z-ers facing an economy that's more broken than their dating lives
  • Anyone who thinks traditional financial advice is out of touch with reality
  • People who appreciate dark humor with their money-saving tips
  • Warning: This book contains explicit language, questionable life advice, and methods that may make your grandmother proud but your financial advisor cry. Side effects may include savings, reduced stress about money, and an uncontrollable urge to stick it to the man.

    Not recommended for:

  • People who think tipping 20% is "mandatory"
  • Anyone who has ever used the phrase "money is no object"
  • Your rich uncle who thinks millennials are poor because of their phones
  • Your wallet might be empty, but your life doesn't have to be. Time to get smart about being broke.

    Broke as F*ck