This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

The Christmas season is a time for joy, tradition, and family. It's also a time for pressure, expectations, and the occasional holiday meltdown. For Tom, a well-meaning but slightly neurotic father, Christmas is an annual opportunity to outdo himself, to create a holiday experience that will be the envy of all who witness it.

Fueled by ambition and driven by a desire to impress his family, Tom sets out on a series of extravagant, often financially disastrous, endeavors, convinced that the perfect Christmas is within his grasp. But as his plans spiral out of control, Tom begins to realize that the perfect Christmas is a myth – and perhaps not even desirable.

Join Tom and his family as they navigate the chaotic, heartwarming, and ultimately hilarious journey to create a Christmas that is both unforgettable and deeply flawed. Get ready for a wild ride filled with misadventures, unexpected discoveries, and a dash of holiday magic, all in the spirit of laughter, love, and a little bit of Christmas chaos.