This is a performance that knows it's a performance. Collaboratively devised, drawing on verbatim, movement and music, Please be Seated tracks romantic relationships from reflections on the experience of elders, through childhood, into adolescence, then into the turbulent process of falling in and out of love: something that nobody can teach you how to do. It's open-ended and messy. Lifelike. Like life. Take a seat. Let's talk about love.