Jess and Mel are monster hunters on a mission: get paid and try to stay alive long enough to spend it. Sadly, life is anything but simple for this dynamic duo. Were-beasts, carnivorous plants, and a host of monsters lurk around every corner just waiting to sink their claws in. If that wasn't bad enough, there's always the rent.

Drying out from a close call in 'Fishville,' Jess and Mel are beat down and back on the road. Pushing hard and on the hairy edge of burned out, it's a concerned Melanie who insists a beach vacation is exactly what these two need to get back to right. Jess disagrees, but the alcohol gets a vote, and its totally on Mel's side.

But before they can hit the sand and sea, Jess's greatest terror is realized.

They need bathing suits.

Mel guides them to a nice boutique, a shop both high-end and fashionable, but something's not quite right about this swimsuit store and its refreshing cucumber water...

Life is full of mysteries, but maybe not all of them are worth uncovering?

Don't get lost reflecting on what might have been in this fast-paced urban fantastic story.