The world's most adorable guitar player falls in love with a fangirl. And everyone knows that nerd love is weirder on the inside.

You can never have too much music... or mayonnaise. It's sort of been Harrison O'Neil's credo for the better part of his life. At least since he first discovered his love for playing the guitar and developed a taste for gourmet sandwiches. He couldn't pinpoint which one happened first, and it didn't matter to him. Food and music have always been equally important.

If there's one thing Zelda Fitzpatrick is good at, it's fandom. She can out-nerd the nerdiest, her devotion knows no bounds. Her love is true, her motives pure. Oh, and she's also a talented freelance photographer, newly hired to go on the road with her favorite band, Double Blind Study. All she has to do is not ruin this opportunity with her plethora of Tolkien references or the fangirl inside who has a mind of her own.

And she definitely shouldn't fall madly in love with lead guitarist...

This story is an ode to a fangirl. PG 16 for language, light steam, and geek speak.