Salem Grier has a fine collection of sins. Her own—and those she sells in her occult and erotic antiquities shop of the same name operating out of an old building that was once a brothel. Catering to both living and not-quite-living, her shop is community and kindred spirit to all magic practitioners seeking a bit of sensual mayhem. As long as she is paid in cash or credit (no checks, please), Salem doesn't care if her customers smell like an open grave or Chanel No5. A shipment arrives containing a rather special historical objets pour réjouir les sens. A Viking Member—a whalebone dildo. In this case, a haunted whalebone dildo. Salem inadvertently awakens the spirits trapped in the bone, and finds that she is their passageway back to the living. But which brother should go free and which should remain imprisoned in a one-thousand year old sex toy? And far will she go to find out?