"You want to be a good girl, don't you?" I'm taking the familiar shortcut across the cemetery to get home from an awful Halloween party when some guys dressed up as vampires stop me. They're clearly looking for trouble. Thankfully, my two roommates show up just in time to save me. All too soon, I find myself in another kind of trouble, though—facedown on strong thighs, getting taught a lesson I didn't know I needed. Maybe I should've listened when my roommates explicitly told me not to use that shortcut ... This deliciously dark Halloween treat is full of over-the-top romance, obsessive men and enough cemeteries to give you goosebumps.