This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

In the dark recesses of a cupboard, Fred Alexander, the unlikeliest King of Earth and Emperor of the Universe, finds himself shockingly alive—again. After a night of excessive revelry, he awakens naked, trapped, and battered by an unseen foe determined to dispose of him. With a peculiar trait that defies death, Fred is doomed to face his would-be killer repeatedly. As blood spills and bewildering encounters unfold, he must grapple with his fate while navigating an empire on the brink of chaos. Can a naked alien magician outsmart his own demise, or will he succumb to the whims of a botched assassination? Join Fred on a wild ride of humor, magic, and existential dread!

This is a short revised novella. Edited by Don Lawson