Aric and the Misevelin Salvage crew find themselves in a dangerous situation when they try to rescue a captain with way too much money and not enough brains or common sense. The ship's abysmal condition is almost entirely due to the captain's neglect, and his bad habits get everyone into a much more dangerous situation!

A short, free introduction to the Derelict Project universe, a far-future hard science fiction setting that focuses on derelict ships and the people who find and investigate them. "More Money than Brains" is a humorous short story that provides a taste of one of the Derelict Project's main groups of characters: Aric Misevelin, Verene "Bill" Resteford, and Lewes Otracht.