From the twisted minds behind KenAndAriel.com comes this collection of scintillating, stupefying and utterly hilarious tales from dating's front lines. Ride with our heroes as they eagerly pursue temptation in its many forms at the office, in the gym, on college campuses and, yes, at the local bar. Plus, there's a lot of important stuff your parents never told you. Like "How to Make Love in a Small, Imported Car" and "How to Have an Office Relationship." If McSweeneys hooked up with Penthouse Forum and they made mad, passionate love to a couple drunks, it might look something like this. Consider it your field guide to surviving the indignities of the modern relationship.