"Brace for impact!"

The unthinkable has happened: someone has stolen AGROTHARN's mighty broadsword. Now he must travel to the farthest corner of the galaxy—nay, the universe—in order to reclaim it. But in the process, his beard falls out, his muscles shrink, and his eyes begin to glow. Is this due to the magic flowing through his veins? Or is something more nefarious afoot?

Meanwhile, Fred and Lank are abducted by space pirates, and AGROTHARN must partner with Captain Astridia to rescue them. Concurrently, an alien armada decides to invade the Earth, and it'll be up to the Death Valley Barbarians, Xargon's Xenodian hunters, and the Lady Witch Veronika to repel this extraterrestrial threat—with or without Nimrod's help. The only thing that could possibly make matters worse would be a visit from the bona fide Continuum Keepers!