What if our true goal was to destroy ourselves—and fast?

In this razor-edged satire, Why Go Slow When You Can Hurl to Your Destruction imagines a world where humanity fully embraces its most self-defeating instincts. Why drag out the pain of societal collapse and ecological decay when we could end things with efficiency and flair?

From reckless speed to authoritarian dreams, environmental apathy to monetizing relationships, this mock survival guide outlines the quickest paths to collective doom. Of course, it's all in jest—or is it?

By flipping conventional wisdom on its head, this work holds up a dark mirror to our everyday choices and invites readers to question the very attitudes and behaviors we often take for granted.