I, Philippe Zabelle (wealthy software designer, callous playboy, totally un–handy man), do hereby hire contractor Janice Diane Wyatt to renovate my home(but not make significant changes in my life, like making me fall for her, a single mom).

I give J.D. full authority to choose appliances and decor as long as she doesn't distract me from my poker games or wear anything too revealing.

Should J.D. fail to complete this job or should I be unable to resist her beauty and intelligence this agreement will be renegotiated according to our mutual desires.