Not paying attention can get you killed.

As an assassin, albeit a part-time, inept one, Maggie Lee should know that.

But she got distracted. Easy enough to do when you have a large dysfunctional family, a menagerie of talking pets, and more than one boss.

One distraction has resulted in her agreeing to participate in a fundraiser spearheaded by her Aunt Loretta. Now Miserable Maggie is about to be auctioned off to the highest bidder. Another could land her in some very hot water.

With all these distractions she's stretched thin and itchy (sooo itchy!). If she isn't careful, she could end up dead...but hey, at least she wouldn't have to go on the charity date.