This is the city of Las Fables. I work here. I'm Detective Peter Peter. I put 'em in the pumpkin shell.

Las Fables is a land of fairy tales and rhymes. Sure, it used to be made of sugar and spice, but Mother Goose flew the coop and hasn't been seen in years. Darkness has settled over the town, whiffling and galumphing down the yellow brick lanes.

When the Seven Dwarves are gunned down in the Old Woman's Shoe Bar, Detective Peter Peter and his partner Jack Horner are on the case. No matter how over the hill and far away the clues take them, they'll see that justice is served–not too hot, not too cold, but just right.

Of course it isn't just crime on Peter Peter's mind. There's a dame named Muffet who's got him in a tizzy. And it's gonna take all of his will power to keep his heart from tumbling down after her.