I want to punch someone in the face. Preferably, the witch who's trying to kill me.

After being tossed from 18th century France to 17th century Africa, I'm glad to be home. Too bad my body's damaged from all the time traveling, my family is treating me like I'm likely to crumble at any moment, one best friend is keeping something from me, my other can hardly look me in the eye, the third is missing, I'm seeing ghosts, oh, and did I mention the witch trying to kill me?

Want to make sure I get that in there. Real important.

Either way, I'm taking my life back.

I'm going to fix my friendships.

I'm going to find Jerome and bring him home.

I'm going to get my assassin before they get me.

And everybody's going to get their crap in order, so we can all go back to normal.

Jeeze. One bad trip down the time tunnel and my entire life is suddenly screwed.

Great. I'm really going to need a drink.