I write my diary in the toilet to get away from my troubles, like having to compete with Michael, the bully who's in the swim team with me, and falling out with my best friend, Alvin, over a girl! My diary goes wherever I go as there are those who want to read it. For I know secrets, like how to break my sister's curse and how babies are made... © 2009 by Adeline Foo. Published in paper format in Singapore by Epigram Books, recorded by Storyside 2020.