In space, everyone can hear your incompetence. All Yuki Feldman wanted was to embezzle enough money from her cushy job to eventually buy herself a hot tub. But then a fast-talking alien named Glorghesh elbowed his way into her half-baked criminal scheme, roping her into a star-spanning life on the run. Before she knows what's happening, she's up to her neck in debt as the new owner of a space-faring garbage scow. Saddled with a hapless crew of cat burglars, alien scavengers, and unionized robots, and facing debtor's prison if she can't keep up with the exorbitant monthly mortgage payments, her only option is to become a licensed space pirate. And drink booze. A lot of booze.