BABYSITTER URGENTLY NEEDED!!!

For four adorable perpetual ten-year-old children. Sigourney and her twin sister Euna and their twin cousins Kane and Thanatos are well behaved, polite, and very... um... energetic. They very much enjoy playing games, especially hide and seek. But you won't find them in or around their home. You will need to look for them in the past.

The ability to connect with spirits in Enlightenment to locate them and bring them home is essential. Other duties include keeping Thanatos from putting things in his mouth, caring for their Shetland ponies, light housekeeping, cooking, and laundry. Proficiency in the removal of blood and ice cream stains is a plus.

Traitorous servants of the demon Vetis need not apply. Trust me. You will not enjoy the games that the children will play with you.