For the sake of the narrative I'd like you to suspend your previous knowledge of the biblical story of Jesus. Just suppose he came back this week to earth. How would he feel? It's a couple of thousand years since he was last here and we have moved on considerably. For the better? Let's let him decide. The story within these pages is just a humorus yarn about how things might have happened if he came back today and how the world would maybe treat him. I chose how to write the story. You can choose if there may be a little bit of fact among the fiction.