MORE THAN GOOD CHEER WILL BE SPREAD...

When Alice started a consulting business using kinky sex in corporate teambuilding, she never expected her first client to be... Santa Claus!

Santa's three very hot (and sexually deviant) vice presidents cannot agree on how to manage Santa's Workshop and production has ceased.

Can Alice use her special set of carnal skills to save Christmas?

Or will all of her outrageous, filthy, explicit boinking give the Jolly Old Elf a heart attack?

KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL by Melinda DuChamp

Santa Claus is Coming...

WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:

"This is how I like my smut; raunchy, funny, and with heart!" - A reader who likes smut that is raunchy, funny, and with heart

"I didn't know this book was so kinky." - A woman who didn't read the title

"Are these the comments for that new superhero movie?" - A very confused man

"I felt dirty and ashamed after reading this. Especially the third time." - A dirty and ashamed reader

"I bet Melinda DuChamp is writing these quotes herself." - Melinda DuChamp

"Melinda DuChamp for President!" - A reader who doesn't know Melinda DuChamp is the pen name for Ann Voss Peterson and Joe Konrath

"I smell burnt toast." - A reader having a stroke

"OH YES!" - A reader having a different kind of stroke

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Emerson sucks." - Henry David Thoreau

So what are you waiting for? You must read this book right now!