While in school, we learned stuff we probably don't use today. However, language is essential to almost every aspect of the human condition. How do you expand your business beyond your continent for more sales? How are you going to express your love for that the beautiful bambina that just walked past? How do you get directions to the magnificent Colosseum? With the knowledge of language, that's how. This book contains a lexicon of some of the most used words in everyday Italian conversation. It makes use of the age-old learning techniques of repetition and rote memorization in an attempt to condition the brain for learning Italian as quickly as possible. In addition, an auxiliary feature called story mode has been included to aid the listener in a test for comprehension. And so, from the beautiful city of Milan, the city of love and all things fashionable, we present to you The Simple Way to Learn Italian.