Dirty Bertie is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he attempts to reveal grumpy Mr Grouch as a vampire, finds himself modelling the latest catwalk fashions and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers. Then he finds himself in the dog house over his new robot dog, mistakes the Queen for one of his gran's friends at a royal garden party, and is tricked into getting a girlfriend for the school disco!