Cthulhu is on vacation!

After a nasty divorce, the Evil One decides a vacation on Earth is in order, especially when he sees he is trending on social media. But an old adversary, Kansas Smith wants to find and steal his treasure. To make things more difficult, Gestalt, an emissary of the great old ones is after him.

But he meets a new friend!

Karen, a woman who is nearly as evil as Cthulhu himself comes to his rescue. And the more time he spends with her, the more he realizes—he might actually be enjoying himself? Could this be love? Surely not!
Treasure Awaits

To truly find out, Cthulhu will need to extend his vacation by retrieving a treasure he has hidden on an ancient battlefield. But with Kansas and Gestalt right on his tail and a public that recognizes him everywhere he goes, will he and Karen be able to get to it and get away before they are caught?
You won't be able to stop reading until the very last page!