Romeo. Boy Toy. Player. I've heard what they call me, and never gave it much thought.

Then Zoe walks in with her library smarts and innocent eyes and one helluva dirty idea.

I guess living in hospitals for two decades didn't leave much time for dating.

Or any kind of fun, really.

Zoe's a virgin with a bucket list, and guess who's on it?

No way am I satisfying her desires.

She's my boss's little sister-in-law, and besides.

I'm maxed out with my sick dad and a secret I'm not ready to share.

I'll help with the unsexy things on Zoe's list.

Problem is, everything from a foul-mouthed pinball machine to my dopey dog keep conspiring to push us together.

Even cooking class and an oddly sexy oil change lead straight to temptation.

Girls like Zoe don't end up with guys like me.

It's basic math even this high school dropout can do.

So how come I can't stay away?

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