Football Jokes

ebook 350 Hilarious Quips, Zingers, and Belly Laughs

By Tom Rock

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In Football Jokes, Tom Rock has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Rock takes you from the sideline to the endzone and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include:
  • What is a football player's favorite dessert? Any given sundae.
  • Some of the very best football players are actually two-sport athletes. They are the Pro Bowlers.
  • Why was the centipede banned from the football team? It took too long to tape his ankles.
  • Where do NFL teams get their uniforms each year? New Jersey.
  • Why didn't Cinderella get any better at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
  • Why don't NFL players wear eyeglasses? Because football is a contact sport.
  • What's a football player's favorite part of a joke? The punt-line.
  • And many more!
  • The perfect gift for football gurus everywhere!
    Football Jokes