A campy horror of regret, synchronously morphing into a monstrous, unexpected outcome. High school adultescent can be tough sometimes, especially if you're hiding inside a snail shell refusing to come out, shelling out the world around you even your best friend. Snailbutter is a Bizarro punch of imagination packed with evil genetically-modified animals, sexy robots, Nazi scientists, cannibal lovers, cute British girls from other dimensions, and much more. What will become of Brian while he is inside the giant snail shell?

"One part coming-of-age, one part after-school special and one part Frankenstein; shaken and stirred with Fitts' wild brand of storytelling delivers this lovable classic for the insane" — Frank Edler, Author and host of the Bizzong Podcast.