What happens when a repressed single preacher finally snaps? Well, if your name is Boone, you might land your ass in jail for stealing and rehoming mistreated dogs. When the church sends him to time out to think about what he's done, he instead has something way less wholesome on his mind. Boone intends to spend every waking — and sleeping — moment with the tempting Delilah, the woman he first meets on his way out the door of his church for the very last time. After a week of sowing his long overdue wild oats with the girl of his dreams, Boone has a decision to make: will he beg forgiveness or pursue happiness? Uhm, I think we all know the answer to that!

Contents may also include:

An appearance by Boone's younger sister Molly, from Fencing Her In

Two adorably awkward virgins

A fight at the roller derby

A commemorative tattoo

And Molly's famous peach cobbler to help the parentals calm down about everything.