Rocket: My life pretty much took a hard left a year ago when I first met Lemon. She's wise beyond her years and as abrasive and sarcastic as they come. The second she busts my VP's balls — literally — I know I'd never be able to forget her. A year later I'm still infatuated with the vicious woman. When she runs off to charge hell with a water pistol, I'm right behind her wondering how we're gonna get out of this one alive. But I have a smile on my face and a determination to give this woman anything she wants. Even if it means some things in my club are going to have to change.

Lemon: Look. This is supposed to be all about how Rocket caught my eye and I decided I wanted him but there were obstacles and... phfffffff... Forget all that. What you need to know is when people are stupid, they need a kick in the... Crap. I'm not supposed to swear here. Grrrrr! Anyway, this is where I come in. Grim Road needs fixing. I'm not exactly qualified to do club... garbage, but Rocket? Yeah. I might have decided I'll keep him, so... I'm great at whipping people into shape. Grim Road, meet Lemon. See me, love me, MF'ers.

Rocket: Just pass me the beer and popcorn...