Confinement in this one-horse town, while my foot heals, is driving me crazy with boredom, which is why I volunteered to help Piper find her phantom parents. She never stops pestering me; go figure. It's annoying, but kind of cute. It's not like there's a real possibility of us being together – we're from totally different worlds and it'd never work. But on lonely nights, the idea of home and domestic bliss with Piper by my side is enough to make me dream.