Tanner Fritz has it all—he's good-looking, well-liked, fabulously wealthy, and has a beautiful wife. He's a veritable well of goodwill and happiness.

So why do his four best friends want him dead?

Each of them believes they have a genuine reason—he stole Marty's wife, swindled Carson out of a fortune, caused Barry's traumatic brain injury, and... well, no one is exactly sure why Serena wants to kill him.

The foursome's grievances quickly escalate into something truly terrifying, planning Tanner's murder—only to run into a seemingly insurmountable hitch. Who actually gets to do the deed? Who has suffered the most at his hands?

A cacophony of bumbling exploits follow as each tries to off Tanner Fritz, while the other three sabotage those efforts. Sprinkled with site gags and belly laughs to tickle both the cultured and the philistine,

No Dibs on Murder pulls no punches... and neither do these harebrained would-be killers.

From the authors of Fallen City and The Last Collar