On the third day of Christmas, three French men bump into each other on their way to pay a surprise visit to their girlfriends in a tiny English village. It's a long, tiring journey for each of them - gentle Goth Adrien, boho Matisse and uber-rich Jules. It's not helped by the weather taking a turn for the worse, but worst of all is when they discover that they all seem to be in love with the same girl. But which is she - Izzy, Anna or Lou? And which of the three men will she choose?
This is a fun and festive short story in the Twelve Wordplays of Christmas series.