After twenty years of living in cities around the world, British writer Mike Ormsby settles in a tiny village in Romania's fabled Transylvania, where the air is clean, the scenery spectacular, and solitude a balm for the soul. But Mike and his wife Angela discover that their learning curve is as steep as a Carpathian slope. Following his critically-acclaimed 2008 debut Never Mind the Balkans, Here's Romania, Mike returns with his inimitable wit and sense of wonder. Join him in Transylvania. And never mind the vampires.