Will

Turning up on the first day of a job you desperately need to discover you've already slept with your billionaire boss? Yeah, that's a bit of a conundrum.

Learning he's a closeted bisexual currently embroiled in a—by all accounts bogus—sexual harassment scandal? That's more of a fiasco.

But having to sit outside the office of one of the sexiest men alive, day in, day out, knowing there's no chance of a repeat? That's what I'd call a disaster.

My sexy-as-hell boss, Spencer Cox, has one rule: no messing around with the employees. And seeing as how I can't afford to give up this job, that kind of puts me between a rock and a hard place. A very hard place if you get my meaning...

The way things are going, I'll be lucky to survive in this job a month.