"Living forever isn't as fun as it's cracked up to be, especially since I'm stuck with humans for company." Ever wondered what eternity would be like? Well, here's your chance to see it firsthand, in an epic tale of love, loss, and the madness we call history. Covering the very moment mankind first walked the Earth, and even long after humanity slunk off into extinction, this is a story of finding meaning in an otherwise meaningless world. And having a bit of fun in the process, of course. Read about the adventures of Spartacus, Gilgamesh, Jeanne D'Arc, and many more, all told from the point of view of the poor bastard who had to sit and experience it all. Fair warning though: history is messy business—especially where humans are involved!