When Darcy went with her best friend to find bridal lingerie, she never expected to leave the store with something for herself. A whole new world of sensational experience opens up to her with her B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend). But when she meets the best man for the wedding the attraction is palpable. Now she's in a the weirdest love triangle ever. Who will win her over, the vibrator, or the man? Find out in this quirky short story with moderate steam, and a happily ever after.