This collection contains nine novelettes.

THE PAINTED DEVIL

A lawyer takes three months off work to start writing a novel, but becomes distracted by the wife of his new neighbour.

MY WIFE ISN'T DEAD ANYMORE

A widower suspects he has slipped into a parallel world when his deceased wife phones him.

THE LITTLE BOOK OF MEASUREMENTS

A mother and daughter go to extreme lengths to learn intimate information about a man.

IN THE SERVICE OF OTHERS

A student drops out of university to work as a maid at a private residence.

NADINE

A woman hires a prostitute to seduce her husband.

NIKKI HUDSON'S PORNOGRAPHIC DREAM

A female adult star considers trying to make a better than average pornographic film.

THAT'S NOT A GIRL, THAT'S A VAMPIRE

A few transformative days in the life of a bisexual vampire.

THIS WONDERFUL WOMAN

A man recuperating at a spa from a suicide attempt meets a woman with peculiar issues of her own.

THE SLUTTY THREESOME

Three women of easy virtue are invited to a mysterious meeting at a hotel.