While searching for stolen dragon eggs, newly engaged couple Kianthe and Reyna
find themselves smack-dab in the middle of a swashbuckling love story.
On one side is Serina, a failed farmer turned river pirate. Her booty? Wheat, grains,
and the occasional jar of imported tea leaves. It's quite the embarrassment to Diarn
Arlon, the powerful lord of the Nacean River, and he'll conscript anyone to bring her to
justice. Especially Kianthe, the elemental mage who just crashed his party, and her
somewhat-scary fiancée.
Begrudgingly, the couple joins forces with Bobbie, one of Arlon's constables—who
happens to be Serina's childhood friend. Bobbie is determined to capture the pirate
before anyone else, but it would be a lot easier if Serina didn't absolutely loathe her
now.
As Kianthe and Reyna watch this relation-shipwreck from afar, it quickly becomes
apparent that these disaster lesbians need all the help they can get. Luckily,
matchmaking is Reyna's favorite past time. The dragon eggs may have to wait.